Stannic: English

SFX: Rumble of car engine. Backed by wildlife ambience.

MV1: (Hollandse stem,oorgretige toeris) Jan, hartstikke bedankt dat je mij naar die wildtuin gebracht heb.

MV2: Nee, dis ’n plesier.

MV1:. En dat ik jouw bakkie mag rijden. Bij ons is het veels te vlak voor sulke autos. (SFX:elephant trumpet) O, wat is dat nou?

MV2:Dis ’n olifant.

SFX: Car accelerating. Hooting.

MV2: Eh…ja. Stadig nou. Nee, nee. (whisphering) Stop die kar…nou.

SFX: Now a full herd of elephant trumpeting.

MV2: (Excited) Kijk! Ze komen deze kant op. Hierzo, Dumbo!

MV1:Ek dink ons moet nou spore maak.

SFX: Car won’t start

SFX: Huge herd of aggressive elephants running and trumpeting.

MS1: (Slightly nervous) O, ze waren veel leuker in de Lion King.

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SFX: Rumble of car engine. Backed by wildlife ambience.

FV1: (strong American bimbo accent. All SA words are badly pronounced.) Jan, it’s so nice of you to bring me into the bush like this.

MV1: (SA accent) It’s a pleasure hey.

MV1: And let me drive your big bakkie. I’ve never driven one before. I mean we have trucks, but…oh, wow. (SFX: elephant trumpet)

What’s that?

MV1: It’s an elephant.

FV1: A real elephant? Oh. Wow! Let’s drive closer.

SFX: Car accelerating. Hooting.

MV1: Uh, ja. Just slow down a little. No. (whispering) Stop the car…now.

SFX: Now a full herd of elephant trumpeting.

MV1: (excited) Oh, look. They’re coming towards us. Here Dumbo!

MV1: Uh, I think we should get out of here.

SFX: Car engine starting, but cutting out.

Huge herd of aggressive elephants running and trumpeting.

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FV1: (under her breath) They looked a lot cuter in the Lion King.